pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

cyberthug13:

girl: i fukin hate you

me: image

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
shez-a-bitch:

http://soeffingxtraordinary.tumblr.com
iamcaradelevingne:

It’s okay to be a chicken sometimes… Just keep smiling

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

image

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gnarly:

hOW

guy:

omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever

(via gnarly)


christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity, via gnarly)


sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
lemme-holla-at-you:

Xoxo